Personally I find stuffed animals rather sinister and seedy...
From: Robert Sinclair [mailto:email@example.com] Sent: 09 May 2007 16:04To: Waller, MatthewSubject: Re: Wolf Inquiry
Wolves cost £9500 plus VAT each. We can prepare one in any position. Robert Sinclair Get Stuffed
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From: Waller, Matthew
Sent: Wednesday, May 09, 2007 10:30 AM
Subject: Wolf Inquiry
I play for a softball team called the Loan Wolves and we’ve been looking for a mascot for some time. Whilst walking past your wonderful shop I noticed two particularly fearsome and impressive examples of canis lupus. May I inquire if they’re for sale, and if so how much you would want for them?
All the animals you have on display are mounted in extremely realistic poses. Would it be possible to mount a wolf in a classic softball stance – on its hind-legs, wielding a bat, just about to strike a home run?
If this is indeed possible, could you provide a similar service for other animals? What price a cricket playing hippopotamus?
I look forward to hearing from you.